hormonal imbalance..izit correct?

'satu sana hitam...sini satu putih..
selalu bergelap sgt pun tak bagus,
sekali sekala, cari tempat cerah..biar nampak ape yg selama ni tak nampak.


"jangan asyik salahkan hormon." itu aku rasa maksud sebenar dia. hmmm.. aku faham.. tapi selalunya memang lebih mudah menyalahkan sumthing else yang sememangnya unavoidable dan hmm..aku rs susah nak sangkal. ade noktah kat ujung ayat dan org mmg xboleh nak sambung dgn ayat lain.paham? tak?? xpe...mmg harap macamtu..heee~

keje! keje!
esok keje!!! yeehaaa!!

aku tak tau ape yang kau rasa...dan aku tau kau tak paham apa yang aku rasa

seronok pula aku dtg jenguk ke sini...bukan ape, aku rasa macam dah byk sgt kawan2 yg slalu aku jumpa yg baca blog lagi satu tu...kadang2 bila nak menulis, asyik terpikir...ish, patut ke tak aku tulis ni....eh, xpe ke aku cerita hal ni... ala..bukan banyak pun rahsia..hidup aku tak berapa misteri. macam org biasa...so, kalo korg terbaca pun ..aku bukan amik port sgt~ ape la sgt~~ x luak kot.. :p

tp....hmm..tu la masalahnya, mmg aku nak cerite, nak luah, nak org tau, tp....biarla org yg sesuai sj yg tahu. kan lebih baik cenggitu?? spy permasalahan tu org yang memahami sj tahu.. bila yg xberapa nak paham tu bc jgk...mula la cerita tokok tambah penyedap rasa sekeliling pinggan. haha. lantak aku ok~

mmg entry melalut..malas nak cakap byk. yang aku tau, citer ugly truth mmg best! terbaekkkkk!!! antara rom com yg penah aku tgk so far.

sekian, wassalam

warkah buat doll

surat utk kamu, sahabat...

ala..doll...ape kamu cakap? ape sindrom?? ala..dun worry la...not be long la...i know myself better i guess.. haha.. think u know wht i mean kan? since u know whatever u're thinking, i'm thinking the same too. shit! so , i cant think dirty anymoe.. hahahaha...

dear doll,
seriously..i enjoyed the time we spend together even we r not going to havana...dats oke babe.. but i know u wanna try once kan?? hahahaha...go to see what is hot..what is cool..what is soo happening in there. just to see and watch the kind of people there kan?? perhaps in a few while..we try?? want aa???
hahaha..joking k?

doll,
i really got to go.
i slept too much and i woke later than usual.. hahaha,, i know u feeling annoyed now cz i can sleep as much as i want ...hahaha..
ok babe, work work work!! serve ur boss well,k?

get bonus, and treat me to some food heaven?

surat utk akak yg marah2

semalam aku bengang kat sekolah tak habis lagi.... aku harap blood pressure aku still normal. ouh, hampanya hidup aku..

tak berjaya ke aku jd cikgu?
tak sesuai ke aku keje macam ni?
takde gaya ke aku megajar?
teruk sangat ke ?? teruk sangat keee?????

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akak, teruk sangat ke saya kalo saya terilangkang sehelai kertas tu?
lagipulak, bukan saya hilangkan pon...cuma misplaced je... pastu sy jumpa semula...
tp,, apakan daya.... hal tu mcm dah bg tanggapan buruk akak pd saya..seolah2 sy ni irresponsible. bukan!! saya bukan kak!!

akak,
kalau ye pun akak nak marah...
manis2 kan la sikit muka tu...
nak marah sy...jgn la buat muka gitu... saya tak jadi takut...tp sayangnya saya dah mula ilang hormat pd akak... kesiankah saya pd diri sy??? tak?? sy kesian kat akak...sbb mgkin akak dah menambah sorg lagi manusia yg sakit hati dgn akak... saya tahu, akak taknak kan kalo camtu? sbb saya tahu, akak jenis org yang nak cr bahagia akhirat. betul x akak?

akak, xpe la....saya pun malas nak ckp byk2..cakap banyak2 pun, bukannya akak bc surat ni pun....tp kalau la ditakdirkan akk terbaca...alhamdulillah~~

sekian,

halluuu

alloooo!!!
hahaha..tetibe rs nak tulis kat sini..huehuehue..
xde ape nak ckp
jz wanna y'll, HAPPY RAMADHAN!!!!

Korang suke makan ape ek time bukak posa? hahaha...
makan je yg ingt eh?
ape laaa...

see u there

i just moved on..

do visit my new host

www.cik3i.wordpress.com

adiosss

maybe this blog will be terminated.

bye!

mid year sonata 2

actually, aku sgt tak paham kenapa budak2 lspj tak dibenarkan ke toilet ms exam.
aku sgt serius ni...aku mmg tak paham..

fyi, boys cant hold their urge to pee because of some reason.( the urinary tract things..)

and fyi once again..lspj is a boy school. boys are full of energy, they play so hard..they like running here and there--they drenched with sweats(euww~). then
they drink a lot when they tired..plus the weathers' quite hot n sunny.
they drink, drink and drink till the bladder couldn't take it anymore..
that SMALL BUSINESS which they really need to do.

so, masalah skarang..aku sendiri tak sanggup nak kata 'TAK BOLEH' bila diorg mtk ke toilet. mmg sadis...tgk muka berkerut2 tahan nak kencing. sampaikan ada satu tahap tu, budak K ni tak tahan sgt2.sampai terkepit2...
aku takut nnt ade kes budak form 2 kencing lam kelas pulak nnt, so aku keluar tgk kiri kanan...tgk PK ada ke tak..

then aku tny,

" betul ni?? urgent??"
--> betulllll~~suara dah terketar2. urgent teacher..ur--gent~~~
"ok, go now, quickly!"

he off like a superman in action. haha.

i feel like a saint that moment for letting a human being do the 'thing' hehe~~

but thats not for long.
she came. demmit!!


"why you let the boy go to the toilet?"
--> i let only one boy. he cant hold it anymore la.
" how do you know theres only him in the toilet..there might be boys from the other class..then how do know they will not talk to each other??"
--> shit!! i can see clearly the toilet from here... (obviously, aku ckp dlm hati je)

aku diam buat muka tak bersalah.

"next time dont do this"
--> ok.

** kalo takut sgt budak2 tu meniru..letak la pak gad sorg kat toilet tu. habis cerita! gila apa nak tahan2 kencing?! kena batu karang baru tau.

***takde maknanya nak halang pegi toilet atas sbb takut dorg discuss. kalo aku bg tgk kertas soklan sehari awal pun, belum tentu dapat jwb esok harinya...hmm...

mid year sonata

cerita 1:

psstt...pssttt...ce! ce!

--> hmm..yeah?

kiri, pssuauk88d**8njwhKLLk))00222@@GYjbw ?? (it doesn't sound clear to me)

-->what?? i asked again

kiri....LEFT or RIGHT? smirking..

--> WHAT????? omaigudnessss!! i'm not goin to tell u. find out urself!!

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well....he did begging me.. i didn't fall for the eye of innocence, cute lil face wit jongang teeth of him..till his frens can't take it anymore..

LEFT LA STUPID!!
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i didn't say that~~~

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p/s: dedicated to you, kaycha. just wait for another.. adios! :p

get the hell out of here pls?? -- thats another me saying all the bad words

yeahhh..i'm out of my mind

do i really need this, now?
do i?
do i???

scratch here and there...

go here and there...

stand and sit...

drink then eat...

sleep then up....

what is goin on??

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another me : oh me, plz stop all the nonsense .

me: oh, ok.

another me : good girl.....
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suddenly, i feel like to read a novel.yeah! a novel. i hv to do sumthing. i m goin to get it tomorrow or day after.
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i've been soo sensitive due to the lagging and all kind of buffering!! shoooshhhh..i need to finish the seasons. i'm dying to finish it all.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want TO!!!!!
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I'M SCREWED BIG TIME
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what exactly does that means??
why they use screw? why they relate screw and a mistake? why screw? why not hammer?? well..yeah..hammer doesn't sound good.."I'M HAMMERED BIG TIME!!" whaddetoooot~~
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hari besar anak bujang

31st may.

one of my best friends get married..byezura




........................................mlm akad nikah..................



nothing much can i say, we really had fun dat day..
feel happy for her and hafiz.



...............................hari kenduri..aka sanding.......................



dayah, kchah, shila, aimi and me ...we're hvg fun together..in the homestay we stayed for one nite.
nothing can beat the fun and happy moments with old good frens..
we chatted like there s no tomorrow..haha
shila n me sharing our stories bout the school..
dayah and kchah telling us bout their bossy boss..
aimi with her new life, new job and her planning....

well...overall, we had a blast!!!



................................makan time!!!..................................



......................................cheeky frens.............................



..........................like dis photo.(dyah, aku tau hg senyum senget tatkala bc ini)
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fed up!!!

manner.
manner..

oh, bercakap pasal manner @ tatasusila @ adap sopan santun...
sejak kebelkangan ni, terlalu byk manusia yg x ada manner. bersepah!

cukup lah kat sekolah dgn budak2 generasi X yg mmg kurang manner.
nak panggil cikgu, mcm panggil kuli!
hishh, aku xtau la ape nak jd budak2 zaman sekarang.

'cikgu! sini jap!'
'sini ahhh'

aku confuse. adakah ini mmg cara budak lelaki berkomunikasi?
atau mmg diorg ni xde adab?

aku mmg akan laser je blk.."apa?? kamu pggil sape ni?? member?? ke kuli kamu?"

time tu br la budak2 sedar diri skit.. huh..satu lg, skang ni perkataan MAAF susaaaaaaaah sgt nak dgr. SORRY, lebih byk terdengar kat telinga ni. bg aku la, SORRY tu jauh sgt maknanya dgn MAAF. bila sebut pun dah tau tahap keikhlasan tu..lahir betul2 dr hati or tak.

td ptg, mcm biasa la..bila dah ade kat rumah, scr otometik pekerjaan aku dah berubah dr seorg cegi kpd sorg drebar.
mak nak ke situ sini..aku la penghantarnya..
kitrg pegi cr brg utk meja beradap kenduri, sikit2 brg utk mak nak jahit baju..
dulu, aku lebih suka buat muke keras..muka xde perasaan bila pegi memana pun.( fyi, muka xde perasaan aku = muka masam mencuka @ sombong tahap gaban). apa nak buat, muka mmg dah mcm ni, dats why org cop aku sombong at 1st impression.
berbalik kpd topik. tp skang ni, aku mmg berusaha gigih maniskan muka setiap kali kat luar..spy nmpk lebih approachable..(xde niat lain , ok?)
masalah sekarang, salesgirl, cashier zaman sekarang ni suka berlagak mcm kedai/ shopping complex tu bapak diorg yg punya!!
korg cuba pegi masuk kedai dgn slipper, t-shirt xbranded...jeans bodo2.. aku gerenti diorg pndg korg sebelah mata je..
bila kita tny, jwb mcm nak tak nak je...sbb dia ingat kita sj2 tny, bukan nak beli.

helllloooooo, aku kalo xnak beli, aku xtanya, oke?
even aku xnak beli ms tu pun, aku ade niat nak beli lenkali.
tp selalunya aku takkan tny kalo aku xnak beli! bengong!!!

tp, mmg mcm tu la...mmg dah jd peel org skang, they still judge people on the appearance.
kalo korg mmg tokey besar, tak heran la nak belagak cam donald trump pun..
akak cashier, tolong....lah.tolong!!! jgn buat benda camtu..

aku penat.

monday

i'm at home..yea home, in sp of course.
well i m sorta blurred what to write whenever i m at home, lots of things other than blogging kinda much interesting to do.haha..
just started scrolling , searching and downloading goods rom coms and movies.. two weeks, thats a long long period a.k.a free time with NO yelling n screaming(except to my 3 cheeky monkeys in dis haus) haha

well, it means i m going to write, just about me, me and me...and also what i, i and i do during this holiday.

actually, got lotsa works to do, but... cz i know i will nvr do so i bring along just one task, and i really really hoping that i will able to finish all that.
marking a subjective paper is such a pain. it requires lotsa energy and qi..i have to balance my mental n physical stabilities beforehand..haha..its SENI paper i hv to finish marking. DRAWINGS.oh shit...i m bad at this.
most of the boys didnt do well in objective paper, means i hv to be more generous in giving out marks for the drawings..pn.uma said the minimum marks cud b 20/40. erm...dats a lot! we're giving free marks even their drawings sooooo bad and it aint cute at all.. chantek??? jauh skali. huh... u mix their drawings and a class of 5yrs old kiddies drawings, u'll nvr able to know which one belongs to the form one boys. get my point???
no?
just forget it....

just...just....

plz pray for me.
let me be a generous person.
dun ever make me disoriented after looking one yuglyy drawing.plisssss..
do pray for me.:)

aloha!
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suda tidak 'hot' lagi

ouhhh
hari yg sangat memalukan setakat ini.
hot mama vs hot chick.
agak2 korang la sape yg dpt hamper tinggi menggunung tu??


cissss,
aku bajet hot chick la nak menang...sekali...........
KALAH!
kalah teruk pulak tu. 8-1..hishhh...mmg taktau ah mana nak sorok muka hot chicks ni semua.
ahh..mmg pancit gile ah kitorang yg still 'chick' ni.
serious xleh nk celen hot mama.
gile energetic cam siot.

ala....tp game mmg nmpk berat sebelah pun.
kitrg yg muda2 ni mmg xnak la main kasar.
kalah sbb respek pd yg tua..haha
bg chance la kat diorg.

tp xpe, next year the victory will be ours!!
yes! thats my promise.

baju kotor, seluar kotor.
solid proof kitorang main kaw kaw.
dah tak kire malu segan dah.
aksi guling2??
aksi superman????
aksi fantastic four????

percaya lah,, semua ada!

hahaha..rugi la xde pix nak tnjuk.tp tgk la nnt.
kot2 ade.

anyway, dis year is the first year aku bc ikrar.
aku nyanyi lagu 'guru malaysia' atas stage dgn lesen sbgi seorg cikgu.
aku duduk bwh stage tgk students performance..
ada yg bersajak, ade yg menyanyi(even kantoi gile suara), ada yg berkarate..wat drama atas stage dgn weapon ninja...hakhak..mmg best!
tp yg plg best ms budak girls form 6 nyanyi lagu 'how do i live'
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
mantap! rs cam ishh..xtau la nak explain. mmg best!

hadiah??
hmm...ada la jugak.
aku xpenah mengharap.
apetah lg kat la salle ni.
cam mustahil je..haha
tp still ada yg ingat kat cikgu.
erm...frames, tempat letak pen, mugs....hah, tu benda fofuler la.
oh, t-shirt petronas sprinta pun aku dpt. hahaha...agaknya ayah budak tu keja petronas kot.alhamdulillah.....tambah satu koleksi t-shirt.heh..

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p/s: korang?? xde benda nak bg ke??? hahaah..
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i aint cold blooded

dah lewat ni.
br balik dr jmp nani n dayah...
beli span m.a.c utk bye.
makan2 sambil camwhoring lagik!
hishhhh

dayah moody semacam je odw balik. pms kot..hakhak...(jgn mare~~~)
aku nak ckp pun takot!
first time aku takot ngan dayah...huhuhu
nak bg kuat radio pun aku xberani...hahaha
dayah on rage!!!!
move move move!!! hehehe

sampai je umah, br aku teringat keje yg menimbun2 bila nampak beg biru dot dot dapat percuma beli seventeen mag.
gile byk omr paper yg aku tak double check lagi..
nak tak nak, aku kena stay up la mlm ni..
mst selesaikan b4 esok jugk.
esok last day sekolah b4 cuti 2miggu start.
mmg kalo boleh aku nak stetlkan paper seni ni cepat2..distribute kat pn.uma ala heroin hindustan berambut baby doll bak kata umi hanani..:p

esok kena g pepagi cz skool br nak celebrate teachers day.
so, memacam aktvvti la..aku suda dichop utk jd player captain ball.
aku sniri pun xtau apakah captain ball itu.
tp dgr kabar angin sumatera selatan, game itu ala2 netball juga.
terasa kembang bila difikirkan balik aku jd rebutan , mgkin krn ketinggian aku...ADVANTAGE!
:P


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ouh,
Aku MESTI cerita ini.
td aku hmpir nangis.
HAMPIR, sbb sebak..
hahaha
aku mmg xboleh tgk org nangis.apetah lg budak2..
kisshaen nangis sbb dpt '0' utk paper maths ..
sbb??
sbb dia bg lingkesh tiru jwpn dia ms exam.
mmg dah rules, kalo kena tangkap meniru, org yg meniru dan org yg bg tiru pun dua2 akan dhukum...hukuman dia, warning n "0' for dat perticular paper la..

mmg aku kesian sgt. sbb kisshaen tu dah la antara budak baik n aku suka dalam kelas. selalu dgr ckp, walaupun agak cheeky.
lgpun dia baru form 1. mgkin dia xtau akibat dr perbuatan dia tu..
pastu lak, aku dgr citer mmg dia kena paksa dgn si lingkesh bengong tu..
hishhhh! aku bengang btol la ngan lingkesh sekor tu. dah la samseng nak mampos! bukan pandai mana pun...arghhhhhh!!!
yg lg wat aku bengkek, kisshaen almost got full marks for paper 1 (37/40).
bengang tak?
bengang tak???
warghhhh aku yg bengang!
mmg aku garang, tp aku mudah lembut hati. aku syg ngn budak2 ni..aku tak racist..sbb tu la aku sedih.
aku dah tanya muazis(cg disiplin) ...hukuman tu muktamad ke? xde last chance ke? sbb aku kesian sgt dgn si kisshaen tu.
apa boleh buat,...keputusan mmg muktamad!

hmmm...harap2 kisshaen dtg esok.
aku akan cuba ckp dgn dia.
biar dia lega hati sikit.

arghhh...aku xleh lupa la muka dia nangis teresak2 td...waaa..
naseb aku tak join melalak dgn dia skali td.
dah kluar br aku sebak...hish hish hishhhhh

ouh, br aku perasan.
aku mmg jiwa biskut hup seng.
celup dlm teh, sure hancurr xsampai 10 saat.
huh..
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perlu ke aku pilih antara dua itu?

sekarang musim bola ke??
uefa league kan?
hoho..uefa stands for what ah?
seriously, aku xtau.
kat sekolah kecoh..msuk fesbuk pun kecoh bola..hishhh... sory la weih, aku belum terbukak hati cam nani nak menjadikan bola sebagai 'fever'nya. hokhok!

pelajar satu, "cikgu, m.u ke barcelona?"

pelajar dua, " woi, mau tanya lg ke? barcelona la...cikgu suke thierry henry"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...satu kelas bersorak sambil tepuk tgn dan shuffle (siyes aku xpaham motif dorg)
tp ade je yg booo.. :)

wuisshhhh! x sangka btol aku bebudak ni still ingat sape yg aku suke.
tu pun dah 3-4bulan lepas diorg tny feveret player aku sape.. aku jwb thierry henry la sbb dia paling gojes dan hangki..lololo ;P

erm...,soklan aku skang, dah final ke? ahakzzz



shit..i'm gorgeous!!!!



pick me, plis....


** ayat ayat di atas adalah benar, tanpa edit edit oke? gambar gambar di atas sy cilok dr ceruk google image.hoho..sbb memory card ms amik gambar dorg nih misplaced ah... :p

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welkam bek!

salam...n morning!
almost 2 or 3 weeks kan?
hahaha
korang yg tahu sbb ape, maka tau lah korang.
malas cerita pnjg2...

mmg lately aku asek ckp, mls ckp panjang, malas ckp byk...
PUNCA?
hmm...ntah la..nnt aku siasat. :p

ckp psl mls ckp byk,, dlm kelas pun skang ni, kalo bg notes, mmg short form gila babas. sampai bebudak tu pun pening. lagi2 kelas seni. sbb nota BM kan, so ak la aku nak mengeshortkan lg each word tu. tp bdk melayu sng phm sikit, tp kalo yg lain tu,,sikit2 angkat tgn.
" cikgu, 'YG' tu apa?"
"cikgu, 'dgn' tu apa?"
"cikgu, 'm'guna'n ' tu apa? apa n kecik kat atas tu?"

hahaha, aku cukup mls nak tulis 'KAN' so, aku slalu tulis 'n' kecik seolah2 cam kuasa 2 gitu...paham? eh, paham tak ni??
xpelah.

notes sains pun, kengkadang terlepas gak nak mengeshort lagi...xhbs2 nak short la aku ni...apa mau buat..terbiasa.....
antara contoh2nya:

through- thru
you-u
cytoplsm- cytplsm

ishhh, byk lg la..sampai scientific terms pun aku bantai jd short.
tp, slalunya hurup vokal cam a, o, i e and u mmg aku skip la....kita potong sama dia!!! hahahhaha

" cikgu ni... RAJA SMS la...mana la kitorang paham."

erk...sorry....:)

maaf la...kpd org2 yg memperjuangkan bahasa jiwa bangsa , mmg maaf dr ujg kaki smpi ujg rambut. aku byk buat salah kat korang. WAKAKAKA.
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** semalam aku saket kepala nyut nyut n saket ati zap zap dgn pk ptg. cam cibbbsssss..werghhhh!!!!! nyah ko YAP dr mataku ini!
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lantak la labuuuu~~~

bangun seawal2nya..dgn harapan sampai ke sana dgn selamat tnpa terburu2.
gerak 7pg dgn harapan sampai b4 8.
tak makan dulu dgn harapan sempat mkn di sana dgn tenang.
bc sikit2 je mlm td dgn harapan sempat bc lagi byk2 kat sana..

CEITTTTT.. semua harapan hancusss berkecai.

mls cerite panjang. yg pasti, 2 hours wasted just like dat. korang bwk aku jln2 pusing kl watpe? aku nak g putrajaya la...bukan dang wangi police station! last2 aku bwk haluan sendiri. tobat pasni aku tanak folo/konvoi ngan budak2 skematik tu lagi.
moral of d story, next time just folo ur heart..folo ur instinct... being alone can b good sumtimes. satu otak, satu pendapat, satu hati, satu decision. MUDAH!

PUTRAJAYA.12MEI2009.

as expected, Pelam Induk Pembangunan Pendidikan(pipp), FPK-falsafah penddikan kebangsaan...isu H1N1... all these i can answr like kacang gajusss tambah koma koma sikit dan juga 'errrrr...errr...'. but dats oke as long i DID answer. tak diam je. so, oke la.

but i didnt expect like penyata razak and all dat will come out. fortunately, i can answer only 1 of the 'syor' .ahh lantak la.. dah la interviewee muke kering. muka xde perasaan...ouh! i hate u mista!

PPSMI. aku dah agak nak keluar soklan tu...tp xsangka la yg tough punya.
what is the rational of ppsmi? dun gimme same answers like d others.
- aku try jwb dgn tenang, tp dia berjaya gabrakan aku! cisss...so the result, aku cakap terabur cam tutttt.


p/s:

- hg interview ka td? macam mana?
---ye, aah..hancusss..huhu
- hg bukan stadi ka? hancuss apanya?
---study tak menjanjikan kejayaan.
- ajaran sesat!!

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harap LULUS la...mgkin mista tu muke je kering, hati basah kot..aminnnn

sat sat sat....satu2 k?

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3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya (anda di-tag).

------> 1. tengok tivi
2. tengok wayang serius
3. jalan jalan makan angin naik kereta ( aku maseh gile stereng...psstt..lenkali suruh je i drive eh?)
4. makan2 sambil blurrpppp~~ (xsenonoh :p)
5. baca magazines, sambil drooling tgk hunkies dan sweeties.. errrrr~~ readers digest sy suka juga.
6. main2 sambil melompat2 sambil melayang2..(netball la tu~~)
7. suka gelak kuat2 bersama rakan2 sampai nangis. (hishhh...x bagus ni, jgn amalkan selalu)
8. suka layari internet (skematak)
9. suka ais.(ni kire hobi tak?)
10. haishhh...xtau lagi dah!



1. Bila kali terakhir makan pizza?

-----> 2 hari lepas.dominos delivery.
'may i take ur order pliss??. ok, i want chicken pepperoni, large one oke??'


2. Lagu terakhir yang anda dengar?

-----> womanizer by brit.


3. Ape yg anda buat selain selesaikn tag ini?
-----> garu kepala yg gatal, mengimbas kembali sesi interview td...sambil pikir, 'ouh shit! why i was soo 'pandai'???"


4.Selain name sendiri, anda suke dipanggl ngn name ape?

-----> kema, akma, akak, adik, ticer, cutey honey, anggun bergaya, vogue mengancam, etc.


5. based jwpn kchah aku rase soklan die ape yg aku suke kot?

-----> i like everything nice.TITIK.


6. based jwpn KCHAH aku rase soklannye adekah anda pemalu?

-----> TAK SANGAT. erm...tak malu kot. eh, ntah!


7. aku tak tau kenapa soklan tag kchah tu terabur sgt. tp aku bantai je la ... oh.. yg pasti aku x cacat cam kchah la. aku bwk auto 1 kaki je. satu kaki lagi aku tekan button radio, adjust volume, adjust kelajuan aircond.. tu je.. ( tlg jgn tertipu)

4. Anda perlu memilih 6 penerima award seterusnya dan menyatakan 'anda telah ditag'

--> naniey
--> mat
--> dayah doll
--> ati kamel
--> nareem (hahaha..aku br tau ko usha blog aku. mane ko punya hah??)
--> ko nak jwb ke? jwb jela~~


5. Jangan lupa untuk melawat blog mereka dan meninggalkan komen yang menyatakan:
"anda telah di tag - sila layari blog saya untuk mendapatkan award
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dag dig dug

hishhh..semangat nak sambung belajar ni makin membuak2..
lagi membara bila aku try search isu2 pendidikan ...
tambah lagi membara bila aku jmp hasil research org lain...
ouh..rindunya aku zaman membuat tesis...
mmg penat..mmg letih...mmg tensen...lagi2 bila lecturer suruh ubah ini, suruh ubah ini...tambah ini...buang itu....mmg rasa nak tempeleng je diri sendiri.

TAPI, bila dah siap, dah print out, siap dgn hard cover...fuiyoooo!!!
bangga siot. penat lelah berbayar dgn perasaan yg tak terkata nikmatnya bila boleh peluk, boleh cium bau2 kertas dgn ink yang penuh isinya..penuh faktanya..
wuhuhuhu...serius, aku serius ni.

sekarang ni aku still risau dgn perkembangan study before interview aku ni..tinggal satu hari je lagi..n aku tak habis baca even satu teras pun lagi dr 6 teras pipp tu..ouh tidak!!!!
panjang sangat...mmg tak terbaca punyalah.
so, aku cuba sedaya upaya cr artikel yg explain in simpler words about dis PIPP. for those yg still xtau apa itu pipp, sila google snirik.

the last time aku pegi interview...(yg dem formal punya) adalah masa aku semester 1. so, korang bayangkanlah dah berapa lama aku x kena 'heart attack' sebegini rupa.
dah la interview utk posting dulu pun aku dikecualikan...atas sbb menteri pelajaran masa tu sayang sangat kat aku.. dia cakap,

" ala.....budak pompuan kiut nama akma tu x payah la interview, cuz i tau dia sure boleh jawab punya lah! " ihikzzz


p/s: korang semayang 5 kali sehari semalam kan? lepas semayang korang baca doa kan?? korang sure doakan untuk org2 yang korang sayang,kan??? korang sayang aku kan???? DOAKAN aku yer???

terime kaseh :) i love u ol!

gotta get get...

semalam aku mimpi pelik.

kan aku dah potong rambut..bob gitu~~

tp kenapa aku mimpi aku pegi potong lagi?

"mcm mana mau potong miss?"

takmau potong, u blow dry je...i ade function nih..lagipun i br potong je ni, nice kan?

" mesti mau potong sikit la miss, kasi sharp skit. br cantek!"

ye ke? erm...ok la..bg cantik2 tau!

" dun worry la miss....sure leng loi punya!"

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15 minit berlalu. senyap....sunyi....apsal amoi ni diam je?
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HAH???apsal rambut aku TOBEK??????
;
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yg paling xtahan sekali...tetibe je ade segerombolan budak2 la salle lalu depan kedai.. tetibe pulak cermin+ pintu kedai jd transparent. ape kesss??

" fiuyoooo...cekgu potong lambutttt....fewitttt"

aku sedaya upaya cover muka dgn rambut yg seciput tu, TOBEK!! waaaaa~~~



p/s: tlg tafsir.
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kisah keturunan

ini anak sedare aku..fahim hasbullah yaser.
sgt kiut kan?

budak ini br tumbuh gigi...yg anehnya..bukan gigi depan.
tp gigi taring yg tumbuh dulu...

hmm....mmg keturunan raja bersiong. xleh nak sangkal!

analog

hidop semakin menjadi2 bosannya.
hidop semakin menjadi2 sibuknya.
hidop semakin menjadi2 sempitnya.

aku semakin menjadi2 garangnye..
aku semakin menjadi2 rimasnya...
aku semakin menjadi2 cemburunya...

p/s:

ouh,..
tlg stapler kertas exam utk aku ye dayah??

S.O.S

i think i am getting nuts!
yeah...totally NUTS!

Apa yg aku buat ni?
kenapa aku buat ni?
ooohhh kenapa? kenapa? dan kenapa?

ooouhhh...i really really really need to let all dis OUT! but how????how???

i feel weird of myself to tell u the truth.

i feel lousy.

i feel i was the one to blame for all.

i feel i am a LOSER!!!


p/s: AKU DOWN skang ni. SOS!!!

hmmm..

tergerak hati...tersentuh hati dgn kejadian malang yg berlaku kat malaysia semalam..refer entry kchah.
br td terdengar full story dr radio.. ada pemanggil pompuan menangis2 disebabkan peristiwa tu. ntah la...mmg terkesan la kat hati aku ni. sedih bila mengenangkan manusia makin jadi tak bertamadun. semoga sang durjana terima balasan setimpal.kalo tak di dunia..biarla di akhirat semua terbalas..aminnnnn......

speaking of tamadun. berita politikus malaysia mmg semakin melucukan.. aku mmg xpenah nak amik port pun kenapa kecohh sgt negeri perak tu? kenapa nazir still xnak mengalah? kenapa speaker kena tarik diri... ntah! aku mmg xtau! yang aku tau...kenapa perangai mereka2 tu semacam budak2 taski al-muhajirin taman delima sg petani? kdg2 aku rs budak2 taski lebih molek perangai kalo nak dibandingkan dgn mereka2 tu.. kenapa nak bertelagah? kenapa nak menolak2..dah2 tu pulak on recording! mmg xde air muka! xpenah terpikir ke? betapa ramai rakyat malaysia yg mgkin tergelak terguling2 sambil menyumpah seranah tgk perangai2 golongan2 politikus tu?
hmm....mls ckp byk.

pasni nak kena search n study semua nama ahli kabinet yg baru...study rukun2 negara...kaji isu2 semasa... ouh!
i need to get ready! jia you!!!

nagging..whining...dat is all i know for now

feel shitty all day long..eh wait! its not just today. i already feel it since last week! what happen to me??? aaaaaaa~~~

its all start dat nite. dem. serious . i still cannot forget that one. and also my stupidity! how bad i want to go back to dat moment. wuuu~~~ but still..what to do? i tot i'll come to my sanity n recover from all dat bullshitting moments..but..it seems still haunting me... should i do sumthing bout dis? or should i do absolutely NOTHING?? yeahh..i noe, no one will understand what shit i'm blabbering 'bout..but dats oke. i prefer no one know...haha...it was sooo dem humiliating!! o goshhh! help me!

i'm still in swinging mood and i just want to slap everyone, pang pang pang! i want to punch everyone in front of me, dush dush dush!!! and i want to kick all mankinds!!!!!! erghhhh!!!!
all these unborn, unbearable burden burst last wednesday! never been so angry and never ever think about doing all dat...i think it s FINE! finally~~~
i let it go..... just let it go..no use to think 'bout PAIN.

tonite, now. i m in dilemma...should i do dis? or shud i keep still?? still hoping for ANSWER..
guess i need one more week to think 'bout it. huh~~

mula2 benci..lama2 suka

tomok eliminated???
chehhhh...gimik je tu!

all 3 in d grand final??
i knew it!

up n down votes??
cis..i'm nervous!

ONE IN THE MILLION???

yeahhhhhhhhh!! its TOMOK!


P/S: i voted for him ,oke?

owh, nothing!

aku nak baling , hempok aerial tv ni boleh tak?
time aku nak tgk tv2...dia jadi bengong!

mane best tgk devil wear prada itam putih je!
ape raaaa~~~

duda dan dara je la...........


p/s: esok kalo kamu2 free and rs nak tgk hunkies2 la salle memecut 100km/j, jemput la dtg sport's day esok! :p

hapdet la ni!

haha
dayah...dayah...
tertunggu2 ke?? aisemen...bukan ape. sejak 2 menjak ni, kureng idea la nak menulis kat sini.. balik2 mesti cerita budak2 ngengong kat la salle tu je la.. xde benda lain pun nak story kat sini..

fyi,
i'm taking a break ni. td pusing@fenin buat soalan untuk mid year exam nanti. aku benci betol kalo time2 nak edit ni. boleh sakit jiwa.. tang menaip, ok je. tp bila dah start wat hal time nak edit tu...memang bengkek tahap tumor la. so, b aku weng~ baik aku stop.

and fyi lagi,
aku kena langgar lagi. kali ni dgn honda civic. kecik skit dr dulu...treler!
hahaha. (apesal aku gelak?)
tp btol la ckp org, kalo dah second time kena, sure x gelabah sgt. cepat je aku trun dr kete. siap pen ngn notebook. amik fon number, ic number and plat number si pelanggar itu. aku lebih steady! x mengamuk sakan dah and x bangang mcm dulu dah. si pelanggar tu budak lagi, bwk kete bos pulak tu. cuak bagai nak gila la dia. kesian mmg kesian,,,tp aku kene kesian diri sendiri dulu la. money is money!


p/s; gambar di atas xde kene mengena dgn cerita di bwhnya.. saje. rs chumel je kan? kan kan?

apa yang kurasakan ini.....

THINGS SHOULD DO A.S.A.P!

1. tomorrows' lesson plan.
2. mid term exam paper. paper 1, art form 2.
3. PEKA file. arrange them properly..erghhh!! troublesome
4. wash all the baju in the basket.
5. jog tomorrow morning. n days onwards. hope to see some 'candidates'.. ihikss :p

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FYI.

1. i got chance to drive vios.. on my very own. dem! i hold the stereng on my own pretty hand ..finally! the feeling? gosh!! tak terkata! but, seriously. i m not craving for vios anymore.. muahaha...way too small for me. kahkahkah. serius sempit!

2. i spent money soooo dem random! hahaha.. harap2 sempat sampai ujg bulan.

3. i kinda get a dejavu. i knew it beforehand~~ so it doesn't make me heart-broken and aku LEGA~~~

4. jiwa tak keruan. haruskah???

5. i got an interview on 12th next month..putrajaya. heh..i dun even know to get there. belasah je la.. erghh..malas gile nak membaca nota.

6. i ate cadburry just 6 hours ago. gile sedap! nak lagi~~~

hhiiiiiiiiii

hayyum, linda and me



tetibe rasa nak kawen..boleh tak?? hehe




happy faces!

yeehooo

canteen day is Over!
finally~~~ phew!!!!

i m so dem bz and i cant even had time to take some pix of that carnival..wu...such a waste!

HAPPILY speaking...i am soo glad that everything is over. and everything we sell, finish without leaving anything edibles..HAHA..

SADLY speaking... i hate so much some stupid moron who came to our stall and make stupid things which i really HATE! Werghhhh!!!!

ok lah. i m tired. and i wanna get some excessive sleep. can ah??! :p

all i need is rest

ala....benci btol kalo typo!
aku nih selalu je.
typo ni sama je mcm terlajak perahu yg boleh diundur..tp, kalo dah ter'submit...maka jadi la mcm terlajak kata, buruk padahnya!
ye tak? kamu kamu setuju? tak? hmm....lantak kamu.

bercakap tanpa berpikir itu sgtlah bodoh.
dan sape2 je yg mengamalkan perbuatan itu tergolong dr golongan yg bodoh juga.
dan aku sedar dulu2 kala aku antara manusia2 itu.
tapi, masa mematangkan kita...cewah!

sgt tak seronok bila ada hati yg mengecut/mengecil kerana kita. dan lebih tak seronok bila kita langsung tak sedar hal tu...maka, having lots of honest friends is dem important.kan? mmg kebenaran kdg2 menyakitkan...but we hv to learn how to chew and gulp the bitter parts of life.kan?

'weh, ketiak kau busuk lah, hambik ni' sambil hulur deodorant skit~~

hah! kwn2 mcm ni la bagus! ckp depan, kritik depan..
BUKAN
cakap belakang...kutuk belakang...
kan kan kan?

p/s: i wangi, ok? atas tu contoh je.

tp, byk kali kamu kamu pikir pun...aku pasti, memang tak ramai pun sanggup telan peria mentah2 kan?
bukan kamu kamu je. aku pun sama. tak DENY langsung. :p

hmm...
aku rs aku dah melalut. tp x pela. aku dah warn awal2 dr dulu kan?
'x perlu paham' adalah salah satu rules di sini.

tp, sampai skang aku rs nak mtk maaf kat sorg kwn yg mungkin kecik ati dgn aku bulan lepas. tp aku SEGAN ah...
camne ni??
wuuuu~~~

deep n serious thinking

ouh..susahnya idop aku skang ni! MIGRAIN!
naseb baik linda call td n ajak lepak.
hmm...dah lama xkua lepak semenjak hausmet2 aku nih rajin membeli brg dapur n rajin pula memasak.
kengkadang mkn kat lua pun best.
leh rilek2...leh hirup fresh air(yg berapa fresh actly)...and yg plg penting leh cuci mata! hehe

canteen day tinggal 2 hari je lagi. brg2 pun belum cari. sabtu ni sure bz banget! n ahad sure penat banget!
ouhhh!!! otak aku suda letey suda..

ntah kenapa, mggu ni aku lebih serius dlm kelas sains berbanding sebelum ni. kelas seni aku leh lepennnn lak. hoho.
budak2 form 1 ni xleh bg muka lebih2. kang naik atas pale.
seriously, aku sgt serius skang ni.
aku rs budak2 tu pun dah makin gerun ngan aku. mmg dah x pyh jerit2 dah. aku cekak pinggang sambil merenung tajam, enuff! cukup utk zip mulut budak2 tu..HAHAHA(gelak jahat nak mampus)
tp yg x bestnya bila aku buat camtu, scr otometik muke aku berkerut seribu tambah seringgit.. pastu bila aku sedar muka aku dah seribu serinngit punya kedut, aku pun palingkan muke kat whiteboard,then tarik bg tegang balik dahi aku tu. hohoho. im scared of getting wrinkled! serious shit.

p/s: kalo kamu rs tak reti jawab and x paham satu habuk pun, tlg diam dan dengar. tp kalo kamu rs dah bijak sgt and x mau dgr sy ajar, sila keluar dan pegi toilet ke...duduk kat sana diam2.nak tdo dlm toilet pun ikut suka kamu la..sy x larang. OK?

agak2 korang, korang akan diam tak?

skang tgh ngaja bab density. byk kire2..tp aku tak berkire2 dah nak laser bebudak x cukup umor nih.

p/s/s: aku masih berkira2 nak pakai baju ape nnt schoolmateS aku nak kawen nnt..huhu..musti mau glemer~~~

erm..boysss~~~

ada la terbaca satu statement dr sorg lelaki manis nih,

'sedkit ayat lucah pd sstgh artikel,BIASA LA.'

huhu..

td ntah kenapa aku rs bosan mengajar. and aku rs budak2 tu pun dah bosan stay dlm kelas n salin nota yg ntah2 hape n kengkadang aku rs dorg tapaham satu habuk pun. and for the 1st time aku melenggang kangkong ke kelas.xde buku rekod ngajar, xde buku ape pun..aku bwk diri n pencil case belang2 ijau tu je.(kalo nazir dtg, mampos ai,hoho). aku bagi dorg duduk kat tarmac then tatap pemandangan sekolah puas2.. bukan tatap je. korang kene lukis ah! yg pasti diorg enjoy sbb leh kuar kelas.
2H ni byk chinese. HAMSAP punya chinese boys. huhu, aku pun br blajar perkataan ni. aku rs aku leh agak meaning dia tu.
bebudak ni, kalo dah hbs keje mmg xleh dok diam. mcm2 dia nak buat. kalo korg laki2, korg tau la ape yg aku mksdkan ni. td....

tetibe je ....zrupppp~~~

korang dpt bygkan x ape perasaan aku, bila tetibe ade budak laki dgn seluar terlondeh dpn aku??
ulang suara. DEPAN AKU! bodo gile budak2 ni, nak main tarik2 seluar pun, jgn la btol2 dpn mata aku! seriously, NGERI!
xpasal2 aku tgk adegan lucucah di kala angin sepoi2 bahasa nih. haihhh!

'ouhhhh, shit! teacher, he hit my cock!'

Ya Allah!!! tolong la weyyyy~~~

x sampai 2-3 minit,

'look teacher, he grab my cock!'

aku x mampu berbuat ape2. tersengih je aku mampu sambil berkata,

'kamu ni...x senonoh langsung la perangai.." ( setelah berusaha mencari ayat plg skema utk diutarakan)

Ayat, 'bodoh btol la korang ni. xde keje lain ke?'.. aku simpan dlm hati je. :)

dr apa yg aku alami selama ni, mmg aku dpt simpulkan yg bebudak laki mmg x malu dgn hal2 sebegini. hmm..aku mula belajar..yes. aku belajar. heh. :p

hmm...satu lagi masalah kronik budak laki seawal umur 13thn. HOBI: msk cyber cafe n lyn porns..duhhh... tp diorg ni bukan budak bodoh pun. ade yg muka innocent nak mampos, belajar rajin tahap gaban dalam kelas yg sampai korg sendiri pun x sangka yg dia punya hobi yg agak LUARBIASA tu..

'hg tau x yg si polan tu suka layan porn? dah la rjin je dlm kelas. cam x caye kan?'

' hmm...aku rs biase je.' (tanpa apa2 riak hairan)

BUDAK LAKI~~~~~
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pg yg hening~fiu fiu

woiii
woiii
tu!!
tu!!!

terlompat2, sambil terkinja2...muka cemas gila bapak!

satu myV itam, satu mercedes itam...bontot vs bontot.

dua2 driver si itam tercengang2..kenapa ngn minah nih?

bengong ape merc tu? kete pny gren, xkan xde sensor??


p/s: rosak reputasi aku, terlompat2 dpn umah cam kera. kalo x kerana si minah ni, mst dua2 bontot si itam tu dah comolot..eh bukan. combontot.

goOd fRiDay

mggu ni agak menekan.
byk itu byk ini utk dsetelkan..
juz chill~~~

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td ade LADAP(latihan dlm perkhidmatan)..
bgn awal2 pg..hbs 12.15..
ptg trus skolah. ouh penatsss!

miss yap: ak ma(sile bace dgn betol ye? kamu2 tau how chinese will call my name? AK- MA? mcm tertelan bijik guli je. geram aku~)
sile jumpe saye selepas ini ye?

aku kene brainwash. 1/2 hr..
iskk..
budak failed exam, aku jgk yg kena.wuuu~~~
sabar kema..sabarrr....
aku semakin keras. aku wajib menjadi keras! WAJIB!
jgn down oke?

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mlm ade 3 budak slow learners dtg tuition.
ni bukan nama tuition dah ni..
KELAS PEMULIHAN lebih seswai.
ouh tidak!
aku x sanggup!!
aku penat.
penat otak. penat kaki. penat mulut.

punca?

kekurangan udara segar nih. dayah, jom jogging!

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esok GOOD FRIDAY.
hari sedih, kata mrs elizabeth. mesti pakai hitam putih sj. mesti sedih sbb esok hr 'Nabi Isa' mereka mati.
tp aku ngan umi nak g tgk movie. ouh, forgot to tell u guys. kami olidey 2moro k? (kami warga sekolah 'pondok'..bak kate syikin)hhuuhu..
its GONNA B A REAL GOOD FRIDAY! yeay.
i wanna chill~~ eat all i want.

come on babes!

semalam punya kisah

semalam ntah kenapa..x keruan~
lps recess aku kalut nak masuk kelas..

'uisshhh semangat ko kema?! awal lg ni.'
'ntah..aku blurr nih' dgn membawa buku seni

aku jalan cepat2..naik tangga kalut2..xpandang kiri xpandang kanan..

'ushhh, cepatnya cikgu g kelas?!' aliffudin si beg pink
'hoh?! sy semangat nih' padahal aku blurr

aku sampai, tp xde sape. aku bukak pencil case. bwk kluar marker pen. ready nak tulis nota.

'eh ckgu, ajar agama eh? skang agama kan?'

aku usha jadual semula... aisemen....

HARI NI SELASA BABE, BUKAN RABU!!

p/s: perlu ke aku cabut rambut2 putih itu?? or perlu ke aku dye rambut kaler merah garang? hoho

u monster!!!! shoohh!

on my most hectic day...

she came in..with no warning

and she ruined my LIFE!!!

I HATE U FOR THAT!

plz go away from my mind.

demmit!

sape bodoh? april or me?or is it u?

april fool is not fun anymoe!

CIKGU! APA TU???
aku tgk...dang!aku kene.

yg ni mmg tak terkire byk kali kena..
tu la... I never learn from mistakes!

CIKGU! LIPAS TU!
aku tgk jgk.
hishhhh!!!

CIKGU...(Muka tanpe apa2 riak yg mencurigakan)
cikgu pakai contact lens kan?
-- aah
cikgu pakai dua2 mata eh?
--aah..nape?
tp kan cikgu....
--ye??
knapa nampak cam ade satu je?
--eh eh? apsal lak? sy pki 2 la..(ekceli aku dah terpegang mata, nak make sure x jatuh sebelah)
tak...ade satu je!
--hish..mn ade! sy pakai 2 la!(mula nk geram)
HAHAHAHA...APRIL FOOL CEGU~~

benci btol aku!


p/s: kamu kamu ade terkena? story a sket...
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aku terjumpa rambut putih di kalangan rambut2 hitam itu. tanda apakah itu??

harini buat kali keberpuluhankalinya...aku menyangkal dan membangkang sesape je yg penah cakap, berniat utk cakap, terlepas cakap..bercakap cakap etc:
"ala...keje cegu senang je..half day!"

KEPALA HOTAK kamu ye...

harini 31, means last day of march.
seperti biasa class teacher kena close register.

AHHHHH!! parak!
dah la aku br je kena take over kelas 1Kuning tu.. mmg tak biasa lagi nak menjalankan tanggungjawab sbg guru kelas bertauliah. mmg tercungap2 gak la.

dan harini jugak aku sebagai guru dokumentasi sekolah sesi ptg, kena in-charge sesi fotografi utk majalah sekolah..bygkan je la..dr 1pm-4pm aku melalak2 ,

'line-up..line-up...ikut tinggi kamu, yg rendah dok depan, yg tinggi dok belakang.'
'tie! tie!pakai elok2!'
'butang baju tu kemas2!'

paham2 je la kalo dah nama pun budak laki, ade ke yg boleh ikut arahan 100%?
aku suruh line up ikt tinggi, ade je yg terhegeh2 memendekkan diri, taknak pergi blkg.
yg rendah pulak takmau mengaku rendah..hendak jugak dia terjengket2 bg nmpk tinggi.
AISEMEN!!!

tang tie, lagi la menggelegak otak ni.

' cikgu, pakai camni br la samseng!'

hah, yela hotak kamu la! ingat lawa sgt ke pakai tie mcm apek juai ikan cuba utk memakai tie. (kamu imagine sendiri ye?)

susah..susah..mmg susah!
tapi Alhamdulillah, sesi fotografi berjalan dgn lancar. mengikut jadual. cuma sesi utk kelab la ade masalah skit sbb ssh nak kumpulkan budak2 tu. tp xpe, hal tu boleh disetelkan nanti.

lps keje fotografi setel, aku terus gerak g kelas. berpeluh cam lari pusing padang 10round. apakan daya? work is work!

" cikgu, makan la strepsils"

hoh, sampai mcm tu skali la student tegur sbb suara aku dah serak2 ..terbatuk2 ms ngajar. bukan ape, kalo ikutkan boleh je aku skip ngajar hr ni, buat latihan or suruh salin nota je. tp aku x boleh la main suap2 je. aku nak budak2 tu paham jugak! chapter 2 ni dah nak hbs, so aku nak diorg paham betol2. xpe, biarla aku jd ella jap sehari ni. sexy skit~~

hbs kelas, terkejar2 pulak close register. nmpk senang, tp kalo tersilap kira, tanggungla akibatnya d kemudian hari...ayat skema~~

so, kesimpulannya, harini aku balik umah 7.45mlm. HOHO..PENAT!
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p/s: aku belek2 rambut... HOH??? APA INI? SEHELAI RAMBUT PUTIH??? OHH TIDAKKKKK!!!
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the best feeling ever!

" beberapa pelajar sekolah kita berjaya mengharumkan nama sekolah kerana terpilih mewakili selangor dlm majlis sukan sukan malaysia tdk lama lagi.. pelajar tersebut ialah......"

masa tu ramai yg bertpuk tgn sbb rubaa satu2nya bdk lower form yg dpt jd wakil selangor. senyum memanjang je dia.

"ko tgk rubaa tu aida, senyum meleret je dr td..syok la tu"

" ala....cekgu pengiring pun ape krgnya??"

" hehehe...mestila! bangge siot aku!"

harini bermula dgn best. sampai je aku kat sekolah, terus rubaa terkam .

" cegu, sy dpt msk mssm cegu!" dgn muka excited gile.

" ye? bagus la..sy pon ade dgr dr cegu subra. tahniah!" sambil menepuk2 bahu rubaa.

" dpt event apa?"

" 2000 cegu...bla..bla..bla n bla.."
mmg dia sgt excited. aku pon tmpg excited


sbnrnya, aku sgt happy sbb dia cari aku semata2 nak bgtau hal mssm tu.
erm..skarang aku dh dpt rasa perasaan dihargai oleh anak murid sendiri..walaupun bkn dr segi akademik pon..but still...i am touched~~ seriously!

bukan rubaa sorg je, raguram bdk form 3 tu pun, jmp aku..excited bagitau yg dia dpt pegi mssm. Alhamdulillah... diorg still ingat kat aku walopun aku ni tukang bubuh nombor and tukang sidai baju n susun spike dorg je..
ekceli, aku tukang bg semangat sekali.

" sy takut la cegu~~~"
setiap kali raguram nak lari, itu la ayat dia.

" ala....rileks la..kamu sure boleh punya.. sy kompem la! tp lari kang jgn terteleng2 pulak,ok? all d best! "

baik x aku? hehe
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OUHH

boleh x kalo...

aku xnak pegi sekolah esok?

aku xnak iron baju kalo aku pegi sekolah esok?

aku xnak bangun tido awal pagi esok?

BOLEH TAK?
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ouh, aku sgt malas pd hr isnin.
sape2 yg rajin sambut hr isnin, bagitau. aku nak berkenalan.harap aura positif berpindah ke dlm bdn ni.

ouh, kerja sgt byk. tp x perlu pikir byk, buat sj..kan?
jgn stress2 oke?

ouh, aku sgt menyampah.
perlukah aku bersikap seperti perempuan tipikal yg perlukan lelaki utk isi ms lapang dan ujung minggu?

ouh dayah,
jgn kau sayu sbb bye nak kawen.
sbb aku maseh di sini.. hoho

ouh merlin,
kau sgt cute. walupun telinga kau agak capang.
aku tak kesah!
(jom layan merlin jap!)


ouh, aku geli...dgn laki2 skinny jeans..ouh,puhleezz. sgt x cantek!
perempuan seperti aku, PEREMPUAN+SKINNY J.= ACCEPTABLE~~

ouh, entry kali ini sgt jelas..WIKEN YG BOSAN.

its coming too soon maa...

canteen day 2009

we're planning a carnival day on 19th april in la salle pj of course.

in order to collect money for our school..we will b hvg dis actvt lah..

yeah, n me..as one good and responsible form teacher(lebih2 lak), i really need to find more and more money and more and many many more money! haha..

and the 1st thing i hv to do is...

SELL THE COUPON!!!!

i was so damn busy last week. i got no time to discuss with the 1k kiddies..yea..what to do?~~

so, my goal rite now...

SELL THE COUPONNNN!!!!!

so i can get the point la..

and i m blurrrr what to sell on dat day huh?

FOOD? drinks?? ERH....boring~~~

but they say, that will sell like 'goreng pisang' la... i mean laku la..cz everyone will eat, eat and eat on dat day.

erk, like.. nothing else we can do ah?

RUMAH HANTU? cannot!!!
KARAOKE? cannot!!!

GAMES? yeah..games..sounds interesting, but what games.? i hv NO idea! u guys got anything on ur mind? just tell me lah.. i really need help rite now.. its not long anyway..its coming in just couple weeks only...waaaa...


and besides games, we need to sell sumthing.. i really want to do coconut shake..and i m pretty sure, many will lurrrveee the taste! but coconuts are too expensive la.. so i think i'll do floats la..oke? sounds yummy huh?


p/s:

WOII KAWAN2...KALO KORANG NGAKU KAWAN AKU, BELI LA KUPON NI WEYYYY...SEPLOH HENGGET JE..BELI LA WEYYY!!

KONTEK NOMBOR PHONE AKU NIH..

012- sekian sekian sekian dan sekian...

oke?

tata
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pengakuan ikhlas dr lubuk hati!

to tell u the truth~~
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aku tak tahu nak upload pix kat fesbuk.
that is why aku tak de gambar kat situ except pix yg ditagged.

apsal susah sgt hah?!

muahahahaha. kuno kah aku?
anyway,


ada ke org peduli??

oh, aku bosan!

ade duit or xde duit, aku sudah hilang nafsu shopping.
perlu ke aku pikir sebab musabab semua tu berlaku?
kamu2 rasa?
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aku rs xperlu kot.
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shopping luar sedar sgt bahaya..sgt ! sgt! dan sgt!!!
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jadi,
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simpan duit untuk beli rumah, ( pssstt..dolly, sy still mau kawen oke?! rumah=aset) kan kan kan?

malaysia hari ini..

betul ke kerja cekgu adalah kerja yg plg stress??

aku ni sbgi org baru,setahun jagung pun x sampai lagi..so, aku belum rasa lagi tahap stress tertinggi yg tak tertanggung..mgkin kerana beberapa faktor..

1. aku bertgs sesi ptg..yg bagi aku level stress yg sgt rendah sbb beban kerja selain kerja2 p&p x berapa byk. byk tu mmg la byk, tp still tertanggung la. kalo nak dibandingkan dgn cikgu sesi pagi, bagi aku mereka2 tu NMPAK stress..tp ntah la,aku xtahu hakikat sbnr.
tp Alhamdulillah...i'm in the right place at the right time, so far...

2. aku luahkan stress aku. aku x pendam. mcm bak kata manusia sorg ni, dolly(bukan nama sebenar), aku ni seorg yg mudah expresskan perasaan.. so, aku rs mmg btol la kot.
lebih baik kita lepaskan apa yg ada dlm hati, dlm otak..cara ni mgkin cr yg berkesan drp kita menanggung seksa sendri.. itu la guna mak ayah..kawan2..org2 di sekeliling kita. mgkin dgn meluahkan apa yg x tertanggung tu..masalah x selesai, tp sekurang2nya..we let it go..and we will feel better. eventho, the one who listen dun even know a damn of what we talk about.haha..

3. aku selesaikan kerja aku..walaupun bukan selalu on time,..(erkk) tp at least i will finish all that stuff. kerja yg bertangguh2 akan menimbun2..dan bila menimbun2...stress akan melonjak ke tahap tooottt! :p
lagi satu, i will not force myself to do anything if i am not ready mentally and physically.. readiness is what important in whatever we do. buat kerja msti sehabis baik dan dlm keadaan yg baik..

4. hujung minggu aku x dihabiskan kat rumah dgn tidur dan tgk tv semata. bagi aku hjg mggu adalah ms plg baik utk segarkan balik diri.. mcm komputer,kalo agak cam dah slow, pepandaila refresh.
same goes to us, as a human being..we need to stop and refresh.
kalau nak tdur, anytime beb..x perlu hjg mggu. balik sekolah kalo ko nak terlentang ke...tertonggeng ke...sukati kamoo la..
tp! weekend IS weekend. dont ruin it babes...live ur life to the fullest..
kalo x full pun, half pon oke.. just stop a sec, do whatever u love...shopping? hiking? walking? cycling?? just do it lah. hv fun~~ err...blogging,perhaps?!

5. aku bykkan bercakap..bercakap dan bercakap...jgn berhenti bercakap. percaya lah...stress kamu akan hilang. lol~~


p/s: aku lemah, lemassss btol tgk ally ni.. u look stress dude..and plizzzz dont discuss bout stress if u ARE stress! it shows..just by looking at ur face..n the body language sort of stuff. (knp aku x suka sgt ngn ally ni hah?) erghhhh...tambah stress aku yg seciput ni.


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TODAY IS A NEW DAY.. BRING IT ON!!!!! YEAHHHHH

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P/S: plz, doakan aku agar sentiasa begini segar dan tidak stress sepanjang perjalanan hidup sbg sorg yg berniat untuk ajar, bukan jd kurang ajar. ho ho ho!

ntah la II

seminggu d rumah aku sia2kan dgn benda2 yg aku boleh buat kat mana2 pun.
tp apa boleh buat. ini aku. aku adalah apa yg aku laku. haha

mmg aku tak buat benda lain..selain menghadap lappie dr celik mata sampai kuyu mata. diselang-selikan dgn makan dan minum dan juga menyembah yg Maha Esa...tak lupa juga menyempurnakan tugas di toilet..:p

chat kat skype..dgn totally strangers... chat kat msn,ym,.. dgn kwn2 dunia akhirat..
betapa internet melalaikan aku nih. hoho.

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td aku kire 1 sampai 50, br bls buzz sorg rakan cyber ni. ego kah aku?

orange juice,plzz~~

that teacher was teaching the boys...type of human cells. it was the 3rd class she's been teaching that topic. and the 3rd one lah really made her kinda blurry all of sudden and blacked out at the same time, but manage to handle with care~~

teacher : ....and this is sperm cell and can only be found in men. its a reproductive cell..which to produce offsprings.

boy : cekgu, itu air mani eh?

that teacher stumbled for a sec. yup, a sec. not more than that! she have to be fast.

teacher : eh, bukan! sperm is what contained in air mani.

boy : macamana tu cegu?

erk..

teacher : ala.... kamu penah minum air oren sunkist dalam kotak tu? yang ade cam bijik2 limau tu?(what the teacher meant is, the orange pulps)

boy : aaa..ok..

teacher : haa! camtu la..air oren tu air mani n yg cam bijik2 tu la sperm. paham?

boy : oooooooooo......

fuhhh~~~

and she thought it will be over..she was dem wrong!

boy : cegu, yg ovum tu pulak?

teacher : yg tu kat perempuan je..sama la fungsinya cam sperm tu, utk lahirkan zuriat.

boy : so, yg tu darah haid la eh??

erkkkkkkkk????????

teacher : ehhh...bukan!!! darah haid tu darah la.. hishhh~~ ovum ni ada dihasilkan kat ovari, erm xpe..kang form 3 kamu belajar,k?

she need to stop that 'educating' conversation.


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sampai skang aku still x pecaya yg budak kelas belakang yg akan tny dat kind of question.. and ape yg plg aku x percaya .. ..
tergamak aku buat perumpamaan jus sunkist dgn air mani?? dang!!!

p/s: that teacher is me, obviously~~.
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aku dan benda2 bercetak itu

6 tahun++ :

buku kaler2... cinderella is the top list.sbb baju dia cantek amat. power rangers pun layan...ada 5 org kan? msti 3 laki 2 pompuan.

8 tahun++:

dewan pelajar, komik doraemon, gila-gila, ujang, buku teks sekolah.
tak suka bc gila2 dan seangkatan dgnnya sbb tangan selalu jd itam hbs baca, tp layan gak, sbb best bila jd gila sekejap, gelak sorg2..haha .. layan dewan pelajar sbb abah langgankan utk abang, tu sbb dia pandai dari kecik kot, including me lah.poyo~~

11 tahun++ :

surat khabar yang besar amat pd ms tu nak dicomparekan dgn tgn yg chumel ni. tp selak selak je la. top page, cartoon column la. :)

12 tahun++ :
mula serius dgn buku teks dan buku2 yg sewaktu dgnnya. nak UpSr. aku struggle amat, lagi hebat dr struggle pMr n SpM. percaye x? hasil?? trial, 5A, real, 5A la weyyy!

13 tahun++ :

remaja, srt kabar bagian pancaindera, bintang popular@bPOp, dewan siswa
aku mula kenal warna warni remaja, mula kenal ape itu bedak padat dan lip balm perisa stroberi..
aku mula kenal sensasi dunia artis, aku baru kenal westlife dan bsb...x lupa hanson n boyzone...haha
berebut2 amik paper dgn boys sampai terkoyak2..sbb nak amik paper hiburan tu je. cam hape je!

16 tahun++ :

EH!, cleo, seventeen, novel cintan cintun, cerpen dlm paper, antologi dan komsas, utopia, gempak.
mula envy dgn kecantekan model2 dlm mags, lagi2 dlm cleo..jelesssss
mula kenal erti dan realiti gemuk, dan mula tau pentingnya kurus dan slim selalu..naive!
mula berangan2 mau kerja bagus, duit byk..so boleh beli apa sj dlm dunia..
mula merasa terawang2an bila bc cerita romentik. cerita plg best, kemelut kasih??? ala...yg haris dgn izzah tu~~ novel julia pun aku suka amat.

20 tahun++:

keluarga, rapi, wanita dan seangkatan dgnnya
terasa matang je bila baca. dulu malu2 nak baca, dah 20an ni br x segan bila terselak bhgn 18++..hehe.. resepi pun jenguk2 jgk, kumpul resepi best2, tp x penah jalan, kesimpulannya aku perlukan lelaki yg rajin di dapur dalam hidup aku. abah is the only one for now, future? u tell me!?

23 tahun:

women's weekly.
pertama kali beli. xbest sgt! any other suggestion?
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for u..rdyana..u make me proud of hvg u as a fren

the silly us in those silly years





taken after 11yrs... nothing change huh?
wahaha



















nothing else can take the place that i reserved for u guys, my fellow frens!
true frens nvr die.
true frens nvr go.

mari berparti!!!

ask me no more

yg ni, i loikeeeeee!!!

love style

You desire a love that will last forever.
You are quite serious about finding this type of love, and that's why you think carefully about the men that you meet before deciding whether you could really love them.
You don't just develop a crush on someone overnight: you look at a person's personality and other aspects of their life before deciding to form an attachment. If a guy doesn't meet your expectations, you would rather be alone.
Your love has to be perfect.
Be careful though, you could be missing out on some worthy relationships because your standards are so high.


p/s: jadi jgn kamu-kamu tanya lagi why i'm still single..
hahaha

is it me??

everyone do this..so why not??
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Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education:

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

i'm home, fellas!!!

sepantas kilat aku dah ade kat ipoh dan sepantas kilat juge la aku ade kat sg petani...
saksikanlah dan percayalah kehebatan syiqin drive. mmg KAMIKAZE! hrp semangat je la kamikaze...jgn kami lak yg kamikaze nnt! owh no, plz no!

gerak kul 10 tepat, sampai kul 1.45 tepat...so, kire2 x sampai 4 jam pun perjalanan dr pj ke sp ni. wahhhh.. satu rekod peribadi ni!

p/s: see ??? i'm cute when i'm happy!

20 sumthing la mista!

aku ke majlis kahwin salah sorg cegu sekolah td. cegu tu kawen dgn lab assistant kat la salle gak. jarak umur dorg tu agak jauh la jgk. tp sape kesah kan? age is just a number,rite? asalkan bahagia! huhu..

perghh! serabut btol kalo kenduri kawen ade org menyanyi2 ni. tensen aku. dah la bunyi kuat nak mampos... pitching lari tu toksah ckp ah..makan nasik pun boleh tersedak dibuatnya.

ramai gak cegu la salle yg pegi...x kire bangsa. bagus la cegu2 kat sini. semua cegu2 excited nak tgk rupa cgu mutalib..termasuklah aku! hhaha...cemana la agaknya rupa dia..haha.
setelah 2 jam menunggu pengantin berarak, lastly dapat gak kitrg tgk dua2 pengantin... wahh..sama cantik sama padan..
wuuuu...bestnya kawen! semua best! dari baju....pelamin...mkn..erm not bad. edible la~~~

tp yg tak bestnya,

mr vijay: he's married already(refer to cgu mutalib)...so.. after this, ur guy's turn la?

aku: oooo...lambat lagi, just wait another 10 yrs..maybe!? (sambil tergelak2 dgn aida)

mr. vijay: so, when u r 40 la??

aku: hah???

ish...kitorg ni mcm 30 dah ke? sheeeeeet!!! cinabeng sggh!

10 random mix

1. TIRED. br je lps cuci lantai dapur n mop satu umah...sgt penat! maklum lah, sy tinggal dlm banglo yg xde bibik! :p
btw, smlm kami ke uptown danau kota. blk koi 1pg. ishhh..anak dara apa ni?

2. BORED. no one's at home rite now. i'm alone. got lotsa works..just dont feel to finish all dat now. xde cerite best. internet slow cam hape je.. boring asek dgr lagu yg sama setiap hari.

3. STARVING. xde benda makan yg best kat umah. aku telan kopok ikan n honeystars je...erghhhh...mlsnya nak keluar!

4. FRUST. kad atm aku kena block! sakit ati btoi. time aku desperate cam bodo ni...time ni la kad kena block! stupid!

5. BUSUK. xtahan betol bau sink tersumbat tu...siot je aku kena cedok air2 yg memualkan tu. thank god! dah setel and x busuk dah. erm....aku xmandi lagi ni. hahaha

6. THIRSTY. aku dahaga aissssssss... nak aissssssss...aissssssss... sedapnyer......kalo la ade tembikai laici depan mata skang ni....

7. MALAS. sejak 2 menjak ni malas btol nak wat keje. school stuff dah setel. yg belum setel, keje2 kat umah ni. nampak gaya aku sumbat dalam plastik je baju2 tu n bwk blk kampung. hahahaha.. baju kakda pun aku xjahit lagi ni.. wuuu~~ geramnya bila mood yg kite tunggu2 x sampai2 lagi. :(

8. EXCITED. nak blik umh!!!!!

9. LESS FUN. sbb duit dah licin. so, a week at home make me dull lah...no outing, no shopping...no makan besar anymore.

10. FUNNY. dua hari lps cuti, gaji masuk... masyukkkk!!!!

random pix 2

sebasteen da cool guy, rubaa the cute runner n me the cun teacher..:p




hari penyerahan lencana utk ketua kelas.




merentas desa 2009

random pix

sy, nad, umi n pn vasu



sy dan uncle maniam

wiken yg buhsan!

i deleted all the songs in the hardsk cz i tot they made my lappie got so slow..good that i did save some good songs. some of it i did not. hishhh~~

now, i am listening to some songs that really made my heart meltz..huhu..made me thinking back all those sweet memories...all the good things ever happen to me..and also the pain. i really like the distance by evan n jaron, breath by faith hill and many more. some songs will nvr be boring. aite?

some can really touch ur heart n made people like dayah cry all nite long..hahaha

**************end of part 1************

aku n dayah sgt bosan, lalu kami ke midvalley dan park di zon G yg 1st time aku ke sana..seb bek org xrmi lagi..so, parking dgn mudah dan cepat!
suasana mid mcm biasa...aku xpaham kenapa org kat sini suka ke shopping complex.. kalo diberi pilihan, aku lebih suka duduk kat tepi pantai xpun kat tempat2 yg angin sepoi2 bhs..bukan tempat yg aircond terlalu kuat sampai buat mata aku kering dgn cepat(nasib org pki contacts~~)..dan kalo diberi pilihan juga, aku lebih suka tempat yg aku boleh makan yg sedap2 tanpa belanja yg besar+ 5%gov tax+ 10%service charge . bengkek je hati bila kuar duit yg byk tp hati xpuas. hishhh! (keadaan di atas dikecualikan apabila kocek sdg tebal,ok?) haha

kami jln2 ke sana ke mari...tnpa hala tuju...
aku ajak dayah doll ke jusco..hati aku bertambah sakit bila ade poster SALE terpampang merata2. lalu kami keluar dr situ.
kami lalu di tepi vincci.
aku telah menyaksikan suasana yg sgt melucukan. vincci penuh dgn org pompuan x kire tua @ muda.. mmg packed gile. cam sardin dln tin. kena bukak hbs tin , br boleh tuang semua skaligus kan? hah, camtu la keadaannya.

ape yg lucu bkn sbb pompuan2 itu..tp laki2 itu.
kamu tau apa yg sgt lucu itu?
laki2 kpd semua pompuan2 itu semua sgt sabar mnggu kat bhgian luar vincci dgn beg2 shopping pompuan2 itu. bukan sorg, bukan 2 org...tp ber orang2... sgt lucu! kalo aku x malu dan berani dah lama aku snap situasi tu. gile lawak!
btoi kan d. doll?
pompuan2 di dlm tu sgt beruntung sbb ada laki2 yg rela mengekor mereka sambil memegang beg mereka2 itu. :p

lastly, kami dah bosan sbb xde benda yg boleh kami buat tanpa mengeluarkan wang, jadi kami pun berambus dr situ.

kami menuju ke hukm. berjumpa hanisah yg sdg struggle stdy utk final examnya tu.

ALL D BEST BEBEH!

***********END FOR THIS PART OSO**********

tolong aku

hati aku berdebar debar...
berdebar debar mcm nak pegi date ngn bf untuk pertama kali..
aku pun sendiri pelik..petanda apa itu?
hahaha

aku nak keluar ni..
tp bukan dgn makhluk yg bergelar lelaki...
aneh ya?
dayah, kamu sudah tukar jantina? apsal aku berdebar2 ni?
apa yg aku dah makan ni?
tolong!
aku tak tipu!
dr semalam aku berdebar2..
tolong...hentikan debaran ini.

its over~~

hari yg sgt memenatkan...for the whole day i was at the stadium... doing what ive been doing for the past 4 days..huahuau
i feel like sleeping..tamau bangun2 sampai ada org kejut.(sbb aku tau xkan ade sape yg akan kejut aku) hahaha
tp perut aku yg berbunyi2 tidaklah mengizinkan aku buat cenggitu. maka bangunlah aku dr tidur dan jalankan kewaipan sbgi muslimah dan juga sbg seorg manusia biasa yg lapar dan dahaga...wahahah..

sudah lah hal mssd. yg pasti skang ni:

1. la salle byk mng medal. tp ms acara penutup, 4 je la-la boy yg p beratur kat pdg.wahaha..yg lain sume kalut balik dah. aparaaa!

2. muke, tgn, kaki aku mmg burned habis! warghhhh!!!

3. aku kena jg bahagian statistik plk 24hb-27hb ni mssd antara daerah lak...erm.cambest! tp syg nk tinggal kelas...cenna??

4. duet aku byk hbs...hari2 supply roti kat budak2 tu. xpelah..amal jariah. mn tau satu hari nnt jasaku dibalas.huuhhu ayat touching!

5. mata aku dah imune dengan pemandangan yg agak 18 dan ke atas..(anda paham bukan?)

6. wey.kaki aku berbelang! mmg aku xpuas hati. tu la sape suh pakai sandal pastu xpakai socks? hishhhh..buruk gile kaki!

7. aku rs aku cam muda balik je...rs cam kat sekolah dulu2..time hari sukan. exciting..heart -beating hbs la... cegu semangat lebih dr budak nih! (chop! mmg aku muda lagi kan?)

8. aku nak upload gambar ngn bebudak tu..tp xde kabel la plk...lambat la skit eh

9. dialog plg jambu:

'cegu, saya dah itam skit eh?'
aah ada la skit. nape?
'ala..... '
la...ok ape laki gelap skit..kang putih sgt, jambu la plk!
' xnak la cegu, nnt nak shooting skateboard..diorang xnak gelap2
sgt.'
hermmmmm.... xtau la nak ckap apa lg..

sup koww mmg best!

kenapa kamu kamu semua ckp aku lucucah? owh...aku sgguh tidak paham kenapa?
apa yg aku ckp tu semua benar belaka...takde tokok tambah, takde diskaun jugak..100% pure! :p

tp, kdg2 aku pikir manusia ni mmg makhluk yg tersangatlah komplex. (aku br je ajar pasal cell, chapter 2 sc form 1).
psikologi manusia, behaviour manusia...semua tu, kalo bergulung2 ijazah pun xguna kalo still x paham hati kecik seorg manusia tu.. setakat teori..x guna bai~~~
ahakz..terikut2 dgn la-la boys tu. ape la yg best sgt dgn perkataan "bai" tu pun aku xtau. heran! sikit2...bai...sikit2 bai... ape jadah dan ape faedah?? lu pikirla sendiri,k?

sepanjang aku dok bwk budak pegi stadium tu, aku rs aku semakin rapat n semakin kenal perangai budak2 tu sorg2..memacam hal lah.
kat sekolah aku ajar dorg, kat luar ni aku lak yg diajar.

" cegu, cegu tau tak cikang tu ape?"

"ape? pikang ..ke wikang ke...tu sy penah dgr la kot. tu pun ms tgk 'Ally'.."

"ala....cegu ni...kate balak mat rempit..xkan cikang pun xtahu!"

" la...btol la sy xtau..ape mendenya tuh?"

" tu...(sambil tunjuk kat bdk2 kadet). hah., tu lah cikang.nmpk x? keciiiik je kaki seluar dorg tu."

"ooooooooo"


ptg tu, aku blik umah jap tukar baju,

" fuiyooooo...cegu pakai cikang!!!!"

alamak! aku tersilap pakai seluar!

" mmg awek rempit la cegu ni!"

ceit!!!! nyesal aku!





dan yg plg bestnya skang ni..aku dah ada protector..or shud i say bodyguard?
haha..haidhar yg dulu suka ckp aku kerek sekaligus berkelakuan kerek dgn aku tu...skang ni menjadi pembela aku...hahaha

" WOIIIIII DIAM LA! cegu ckp diam, diam la!!!"

wah wah wah...sang otai is on my side sekarang?!!! jgn jeles u olll.. buahahahhaha

nameTAG

GAMBAR DI ATAS TIADA KENA MENGENA DGN N3 KALI INI

aku suka la keje tag2 ni..che we tag aku d fb.tp aku ngak suka disana..apekate aku wat kat sini, at least ade n3 baru nih.hakhak


You can ONLY answer Yes or No! sukati aku la weyyy

You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks! x bley janji la

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your facebook friends? ~~~~ NO

Been arrested? ~~~~NO

Kissed someone you didn't like? ~~~NO

Slept in until 5 PM? ~~~YES

Fallen asleep at work/school? ~~~YES lagi mau tny ka?

Held a snake? ~~~ NO

Ran a red light? ~~~YES kecut gak!

Been suspended from school? ~~~NO

Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? ~~~YES

Been fired from a job? ~~~NO

Sang karaoke? ~~~NO what a dull me aite?

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? ~~~YES

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? ~~~~YES wakakkaka...euww

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? ~~~NO

Kissed in the rain? ~~~NO

Sang in the shower? ~~~YES

Sat on a rooftop? ~~~YES

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? ~~~NO

Broken a bone? ~~~NO

Shaved your head? ~~~NO

Blacked out from drinking? ~~~~NO

Played a prank on someone? ~~~~YES tyme form 1

Felt like killing someone? ~~~YESSSSSSS

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? ~~~NO

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? ~~~NO

Been in a band? ~~~NO

Shot a gun? ~~~YES,mainan kire kan?

Tripped on mushrooms? ~~~YES

Donated Blood? ~~~NO

Eaten alligator meat? ~~~NO

Eaten cheesecake? ~~~YES. heaven!!!!

Loved someone you shouldn't? ~~~NO

Think about the future? ~~~YES

Believe in love? ~~~YES . sumtimes...

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? ~~~~ NO

*** soklan kali ni xbrape best la...so i'm giving u choice guys..nak wat ke , up 2 u lah!

-dayah
-naniey
-mat
-ejat
-kchah

curiosity nvr kill aite??

selamat pagi cinta!!!

waaa...hrni aku bgun awal pg utk solat then aku x rs nak tdo blik sbb dah terbiasa sepanjang minggu ni dok bgn pepagi n p stadium..tp hrni stadium tutup, then acara harini akan dianjak ke hari esok, n seterusnyalah. so, means sabtu ni aku maseh bekerja..but in more exciting condition la..sounds cool heh?

jom, sape2 yg free, mari kita mengusha anak2 ikan, abg2 ikan serta bpk2 ikan. x dilupa juga, mak2 ikan. hahaha

owh, mmg dah jd habit aku kot, everytime aku bkk blog ni, the 1st thing yg aku akan tgk is, kotak chat aku tu-feedjit trafic-hot2 then last skali br aku bc komen2 kwn aku yg ntah hape2 tu..huahua..
tp...aku mmg manusia yg penuh rs keinginan ingin tahu, sapekah gerangan manusia yg dr jakarta itu? kalo lokasi seperti d bwh ini..anda sendiri tahu bukan?

w.persekutuan - dr encaretaker yg sgt 'suka'kan kejenya itu, dan jg en mat yg sy kira sebok dgn stdynya tu.

santa clara- ceit! pdhal kat png je pown..hukhuk

norwich - ah , yg ini btoi btoi btoi.kan kan kan cik biotech kan?

kota kinabalu - my sis kot.woi!!

kdh, png dsb - i think teslians yg agak agresif dgn aktiviti paintball itu..wakaka

dan beberapa lokasi dr pengunjung2 yg sy hny tau di alam maya ini.

so, cik JAKARTA.. sapakah gerangan kamu ya?

1st day mssd

MSSD dah bermula hrni..and this is the first time, aku tgk and terlibat dgn sukan ni, walopun bukan jd petugas whatsoever..aku just jd pengiring atlet sekolah atau lebih tepatnya, tukang bubuh nombor and tukang catat masa peribadi dorg tu.. tp xpe, aku boleh jlnkan semua tugas tu sambil duduk dan bersenang lenang atas bangku stadium yg xberapa lawa dan byk tahi burung tu, sambil baca 'women's weekly'. (perasan sumthing ladies2 sekalian?)

seperti yg aku rs aku dah ulang byk kali, mmg la-la boys x berape tau malu...so, aku mmg xboleh rs malu dgn mereka mereka itu. dgn penuh keselamberan, rubaa salin seluar tinggal underwear je kat tepi aku. huh! aku perlu buat tidak tahu dan berlagak selamber jugak. nasib kamu maseh di bwh umur! aku pun atas umur sikit sj...so, balance la~~`:p
rubaa ni student aku, dulu aku sempat ajar sains kls dia 2 bulan, pastu skang ni ajar seni je kat kelas dia tu, pernah skali aku terpaksa ajar BM kelas tu, n aku bg omwek esei. rubaa cerita pengalaman dia practice karate utk ke China. aku terkejut dgn ability dia..mcm2 dia masuk, karate, track event..etc. and semuanya cemerlang. hebat gile.pdhal badan kecik je.

1st day ni, byk long distance pny acara, and smestinya la salle conquer la.hebat kan? walaupun br saringan, semua pelari la salle dpt rank 1st or 2nd je. so, automatically msk final la.. so, esok it must be really exciting day! and i hope they gonna win in all events.

p/s: aku rs best sbb xpyh jaga exam yg sgt membosankan tu. huhu

bunga aku bistari

huhu..aku dah mula rs lain mcm.
apsal aku p s/alam every wiken ah?
sgt xde keje???!!
xpela..asalkan aku x asek memerap kat umh je.

erm...talk about bf.
actually, he was my bf.
WAS ok?
i think i told some of u bout him a lil bit.
we met in a club activity in UPSI couple years ago. we went to taman negara and our first conversation started there la..
he is ok...nice guy, tough guy...cute guy...and somemore good things which i cant recall. the friendship continued till we went back to upsi..
we did sms each other, call each other sometimes...and he even bring me a 'rendang kerbau' from his kampung. such a nice guy kan?
u guys know what? i dun really like it, and all my frens stop eating that after i told them it was kerbau punya daging...they say, euwwwwwww!!!
and he asked me whether i like it and did i finish all of it, and i said yes. hihihi..jahat kan? pdhal, rendang tu x terusik sampai la berkulat.
sampai ke hari ni aku rs guilty.huhu

but the thing is, the sparks is not there!!
i dunno why..
he nvr talk about love..about our r/ship and what is exactly our r/ship..and i am not very sure about it until now. can u believe that? and i just ignore and do nothing. we stopped contact each other after we're both got posted. sampai la kelmarin tu..insiden di cimb.
huhuhuhu...

dan aku malas nak amik tau la...let gone be bygone...huhuhu


pssss: ms voice sms tgh glamer, he did send one to me and it sounds like this.

" wey kema, aku rindu la kat ko!"

hhuhuhuhu...berbunga x jiwa kamu kamu semua? hahaha

tag lagi~~

Name Initial Matters!

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag some people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: akma
2. A four Letter Word: amah
3. A boy's Name: adam
4. A girl's Name: aqilah
5. An occupation: askar (can ah?)
6. A color: amber
7. Something you wear: andewer? hakhak
8. A food: asam boi
9. Something found in the bathroom: almari
10. A place: afghanistan
11. A reason for being late: aaa….i’m sorry sir, aaa…I accidentally missed a bus.
12. Something you shout: aiiiii….shut up u!
13. A movie title: asoka
14. Something you drink: air la!
15. A musical group: ai hev no ai-die :p
16. An animal: angsa
17. A street name: angsana st. (ade kot)
18. A type of car: A bmw. hehe
19. The title of a song: aku cinta padamu


Button.

Don't get your heads up high. Hahaha. Cheers~
Let the tag cycle BEGINS!

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. ON SHUFFLE.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag ur friends AS MANY AS YOU WANT. :P
5. Everyone tagged as to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
- it doesn’t get better than this.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
- ice ice baby – Justin timberlake

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
- dead and gone – Justin n T.I

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
- tak ada logika – agnes monica

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
- rock your body - justin

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
- see u soon - coldplay
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
- the hardest part - coldplay

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
- viva la vida - coldplay

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
- lost - coldplay

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
-

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
-

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?


WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
-

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
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WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
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WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
-

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
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WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
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THE END. :D

(lagu aku suma dah delete. Tinggal yg ni je dlm laptop..huhu)


25 Stoofs.


Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged . You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.


1. aku sukar tidur
2. aku suka makan.. nani, jom makan ! Hehe
3. baru aku tau butterscotch gardenia sedap nak mampos. 4rgt is ok lah.
4. I’ve been soo bitchy lately..complaining bout everything and anything!
5. I am a lazy fella. Just trust me lah
6. I’m good at cooking. Trust me one more time,k?
7. I cant stand people who cant chop onion correctly. Aishhh!
8. aku rindu nak ke masjid. Kwn2 maktab..jom kita p qiamulail!
9. my school just having a new principal..and she;s very strict. And I feel nothing. I am not scared lah…haha
10. aku baru beli tilam spring 6inch. Best wooo..mcm xnak bgun tdo sampai bila2.
11. I hate driving my car now… rs lain sgt slps accident tu.
12. aku tringin nak naik lrt la.. dayah, naniey, carty…jom!
13. aku nak dayah belanja aku burger king. Setiap kali aku lalu burger king…I drools… heh
14. I hate insects even butterflies!
15. i dun really like furry-furry things ke…animals ke…wateva
16. I want a Honda city.
17. I wanna meet someone smart. The sooner the better. Jom kawen! Hahaha
18. I think I can survive 50++yrs of being a teacher. NO SWEAT!
19. I love to talk. N yell!
20. I broke too, naniey. Dude, help me out!
21. I like to sing viva la vida loudly!!!!!! Coldplay ruksss!!
22. I like to stare at people. And when they stare me back…I stare them even more.hahaha
23. I like to buy things…cool shirts, cool shoes…but..I rarely put them on.. what a waste!
24. I hv a cool thing hanged in my car “ GROOVY CHICK ON BOARD” for a day,feels good and groovy…. n the next day I got hit by a treler. Huhu…
25. I wish I can rule the school for a day.wakakka
26. I wish someone gimme a Harrier..:p




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aku tatau nak tag sapa...sapa2 sj..buat sj...